How to lose 30 inches and improve your afterlife

By deepgroup

Over the course of about a week, three of our more long-haired lads and lasses (1 lad, 2 lasses) did a very good deed and cut a combined 30 inches of hair off to be donated to Locks of Love. The organization provides hairpieces to children who suffer from long-term medical hair loss due to any diagnosis. It’s rumored that at the very moment the scissors closed on Patrick, Melody, and Alisa’s long locks, angels decended from the ceiling tiles and bequeathed unto them a divine series of butterfly kisses. But that’s just a rumor.

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