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At the something store, you can sign up to receive…uhh…well…something. You won’t know what it is until it arrives, but chances are, it won’t be a flux capacitor.

I Like Food, Food Tastes Good is a collection of recipes from indie rockers providing insights into their eating habits and warped minds. This is an actual excerpt from Devendra Banhart’s recipe for Africanitas Ricas (all misspellings are courtesy of Mr. Banhart):

now, chop the beautyful godsends (the bananas) into the size of 8 quarters glued together. do this with all the beautyfulll godsends. next, crack the eggggs and put ‘em in a bowl, add a little bit of cream!! And STIRRRRRR!!!!! leave the bowl alone and get another bowl, crush the graham crackers into a fine fine powder! liike sand!

SIR

LAWRENCE

OF ARABIA!!!!!!!

When decorating your house, you have a decision to make: 1) Buy a lamp with a normal switch or 2) Buy a lamp that looks like an odd cartoon figure and the switch is its penis. That may sound like a simple choice, but once you see Mr. P it’s not so easy.

Which one is funnier: The McLaughlin Group or this McLaughlin Group? Seems like a toss up.