No matter what odd names you may have been called growing up, at least your parents didn’t name you Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii.
Archive for July, 2008
Don’t let a New Zealander name your child
July 24, 2008Busey at his crazy best
July 23, 2008
If you ever get stuck in a conversation, just use a Busey transition, like “There are 360 ways to look at an elephant.”
You: “So, yeah, I’m sorry about that.”
Them: “It’s okay, but I don’t know why they took her feet.”
[awkward pause]
You: “There are 360 ways to look at an elephant.”
Them: “Really? Tell me more.”
See how easy it is. We can all learn from Busey. Even if in some indiscernible way he’s selling gotvmail.
Feist is brought to you by the number 4
July 16, 2008In a nice homage to her video, Feist brought a little counting fun to Sesame Street. “One, two, three, four penguins that were by the door.” Word on the street is that Oscar thought she should’ve at least counted to five.
Death by caffeine
July 9, 2008Just to be safe, it’s always good to know what could kill you. Like your favorite drink. For example, I now know that I should stop at 545 cans of Barq’s Root Beer. DAMN! That 546th could be the best. Find your own end here.
Foo Baldfighters
July 7, 2008Through a strange series of events, rumors spread around the office of the Foo Fighters playing at the Baldknobbers in Branson, Mo. Sadly, this was all myth. But here’s the what if.
