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Dearly beloved, John gathered on the bed to celebrate this thing called life

…trying to get a nut to move your butt on the dance floor…  (name that tune)

Trick or treat, smell my feet, John’s a dwarf

Lion-Ru, Lord of Thundercats. Meeeeohhhh

Ain’t no party like a J Ru party

Rutkowski Brothers Circus

So…you work out? [gum smacking sound] Whattaya squat?

Women and beer first

Pick and roll

Peek a Ka-chow!

Ja, und he like to play ze fuutball

Quack, quack?

Ronch and Officer Jeff “That’s Mr. Dream to you, boy” Marlin

baaa means noooo

That’s not a star…it’s a spacekowski

I totally kicked ass at D&D last night

Johnny Moon

Bum bum bana…bum bum bana bana baaa

The Birth of Rutkowski

Yoko Oh No

A little vanity, but very little fairness

For those about to rock

Rutkowski Reunion

Up, up, down, down, left, right, dork

Possibly the best of all time

Big Gay John about to go on his big gay boat ride

Uhhh…this one…well…uhh…yeah

Apparently John-like bats like lederhosen Johns, or maybe not

Dapper, he is