theoretical band names

Therapeutic Cheddar Biscuits

          -polka funk

Teeny Elbow and the Knock Knocks

-childrens parodies

Thundermug

-arena rock

Insubordinate Mustache

-country rock with a touch of polka

Unintentional Rouse

-pop goth

2 Pages of Chart

-indie classical

Snappy Mackerel and the Fish Balls

-shipyard house band

Earl Scruggs Sex Tape

-industrial bluegrass

Toothless Cock Fight

-country punk garage band

Genital Padlock

-progressive christian

Bold Indifference

-emo band opening for unintentional rouse

Rapped Up Like a Douche

-japanese springsteen karaoke band

Insolent Edna’s Pie Eating Contest

-experimental

Nickelback

-craprock

Trip Nip and the Dyson Twins

-punk alt-country

Blaise Pascal and the Wagers

-evangelical emo

Travel Cock And The Apparatus

-new age

Skeet Shooters

-rap/R&B mix

The Leicht Brown Dockery’s

-a $7.00 jacket wearing band that plays Star Wars music

Breakfast for the Siamese Twins

-post-punk space rock

Spanking Noodles

-nü metal

What About the Stinky?

-jazz

Lazy Eye Heart Thom Yorke

-radiohead tribute band

I Just Threw Up In My Pants

-ska

Spitup and The Runaway Tricycles

-kids hardcore

Flying Universal Kangaroo-Underground

-experimental

Milkshake Drainage

-euro pop

Larfinflavin Canundrums

-comedic swedish folk

Daffodil Neanderthals

-new age classical

Slippery Dog

-industrial country

Shin High Socks

-japanese punk

Rhetorical Questions?

-ivy league dorm band

2 Responses to “theoretical band names”

  1. John Ruuuuuuu Says:

    I wish someone would put my head on something else.

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