theoretical band names
Therapeutic Cheddar Biscuits
-polka funk
Teeny Elbow and the Knock Knocks
-childrens parodies
Thundermug
-arena rock
Insubordinate Mustache
-country rock with a touch of polka
Unintentional Rouse
-pop goth
2 Pages of Chart
-indie classical
Snappy Mackerel and the Fish Balls
-shipyard house band
Earl Scruggs Sex Tape
-industrial bluegrass
Toothless Cock Fight
-country punk garage band
Genital Padlock
-progressive christian
Bold Indifference
-emo band opening for unintentional rouse
Rapped Up Like a Douche
-japanese springsteen karaoke band
Insolent Edna’s Pie Eating Contest
-experimental
Nickelback
-craprock
Trip Nip and the Dyson Twins
-punk alt-country
Blaise Pascal and the Wagers
-evangelical emo
Travel Cock And The Apparatus
-new age
Skeet Shooters
-rap/R&B mix
The Leicht Brown Dockery’s
-a $7.00 jacket wearing band that plays Star Wars music
Breakfast for the Siamese Twins
-post-punk space rock
Spanking Noodles
-nü metal
What About the Stinky?
-jazz
Lazy Eye Heart Thom Yorke
-radiohead tribute band
I Just Threw Up In My Pants
-ska
Spitup and The Runaway Tricycles
-kids hardcore
Flying Universal Kangaroo-Underground
-experimental
Milkshake Drainage
-euro pop
Larfinflavin Canundrums
-comedic swedish folk
Daffodil Neanderthals
-new age classical
Slippery Dog
-industrial country
Shin High Socks
-japanese punk
Rhetorical Questions?
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February 28, 2008 at 8:11 pm |
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